Thursday, September 11, 2008

Poetry

Woman's

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.



The End

12 comments:

Tess Kincaid said...

Fun-eeee!! :D

Vivian M said...

I was expecting something deep and profound and meaningful...LOL!!!

kerri said...

Amen...
LOL, that is just hilarious, a man who listen's long, ya, I'll keeping praying for that one, LOL!!
Like Superman always says "She says I don't listen or something like that"..

OH MY #6 said...

LOL! U have made my day!

Lea
xo

A Cuban In London said...

Excellent! But as a man, you got me soooooo wrong!

Greetings from London.

Mamacita said...

ROFLMAO! Good one!

Gill said...

Oh this was perfect! LOL
xo

Annie Coe said...

:-, YES!

Anonymous said...

Quite profound Yoli!

Steffie B. said...

This was great.... ;)

Anonymous said...

all i can say is i wish it wasn't true! dang!
XO

FishermansDaughter said...

LOLZ!!